There is nothing funny about a day when everything went right. I figure - I just may be great at that comedy thing. I had extremely fucked up day for the past 10 years.
Call Me Wojtek
There is nothing funny about a day when everything went right. I figure - I just may be great at that comedy thing. I had extremely fucked up day for the past 10 years.
I have read somewhere that to extend the foreplay you should start thinking about something none sexual as soon you start feeling like you are ready to POP!. I tried, I thought of my ex having sex with her current boyfriend. I know … but at the moment that was the least sexual thing I could come up with. That was three months ago and I didn’t have orgasm since.
IT WORKS !!
People think that I am unhappy because I don’t smile much. The truth is that I don’t smile allot because I have huge overbite I mean Joe Leno and Quentin Tarantino have nothing on me. When I smile my nose disappears behind my incisors and mycanines are right in my eyes. It looks like I am biting my own forhead.
If shit did hit the fan. I mean if there was some cataclysm of biblical proportions just hours away. We man probably would try to build a plane out of beer cans, matches and plastic forks to give as self’s some chance of survivor. If that failed we would just try to “do” you. That would be the only time that we could screw you without giving you enough time to screw as back.
Ps: I will come back to that post
I saw Bob picking up dogs shit of the basement floor with cooking spatula. I wonder if that was the first time when he did that? I used that spatula an hour before that to flip my omelet.
People say that you get smarter with age and I have to tell you that this is one statement that is more than just a slogan. I am 38 now and I finnaly understood that jerking off isn’t something you stop doing after high school.
I remember the day I landed in Us for the first time in New Work. I am afraid of flying so as soon I got off the plane I started drinking beer to get ready for the next flight. After 20 min I needed to go piss so looked for a place to relief myself - a Lavatory. Very quickly I got tired from walking around with my butt chicks squeezed. My dick was burning from holding back and my bladder was size of water melon. So I followed the sign REST ROOMS I figured I am exhausted I need to sit down and if I am lucky they may have a toilet there to.
